Cartman Gets an Anal Probe Hit by a falling tree.
Weightgain 4000 Shot by Mr Garrison, and impaled on a flagpole.
Ike's Wee Wee Hit by a falling grave stone.
Conjoined Fetus Splattered on the wall.
Volcano Crushed by molten lava, set on fire and shot by Ned.
Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boatride The opposing football team rips off his arms and head.
An Elephant makes love to a pig Fried in a microwave.
Death Touched by Death.
Pink Eye Crushed by the MIR Space Station, sliced in half with a chainsaw by Kyle,hit by a statue and an aircraft.
Damien Shot by Jimbo.
Starvin' Marvin Eye Pulled out by mutant Turkeys.
Mr. Hankey, The Christmas Poo Kenny does not die in this episode.
Tom's Rhinoplasty Knifed by Ms. Ellen
Mecha Streisand Strangled by tetherball rope.
Cartman's Mom is a dirty slut Run over by a train.
Cartman's Mom is still a dirty slut Electrocuted while saving the hospital.
Chicken Lover Hit by a falling tree.
The Mexican Starring Tree Frog of Sri Lanka Ripped in half by the "Jesus and Pals" audience.
City on the edge of Forever Killed by the monster and run over by the Fonz.
Summer Sucks Killed by a firework and squashed.
First Annual Film Festival Killed by people coming out of the "Mr Hankey and Me" film.
Chicken Pox Killed by Chicken Pox.
Planetarium Kenny's brain explodes because of the star machine.
Club House He gets squashed in his and Cartman's clubhouse.
Cow Days He gets killed by a bull when he goes to help Ming Lee.
Chef Aid Ozzy Osbourne bites his head off.
Spooky Fish Killed by Stan's Spooky Fish.
  Merry Christmas Charlie Manson Shot when surrendering to the police.
Underpant Gnomes Crushed by a trolley full of the Gnomes Stolen Pants.
Prehistoric Ice Man Falls of the edge of a conveyer.